Drinking(Related Subjects: Vices, Food, Health)

And malt does more than Milton canTo justify God's ways to man. A. E. Housman (1859 - 1936) Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw" If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Dean Martin Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732 Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961) Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz (1950 - ) My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) [Water is] the only drink for a wise man. Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862) It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine. Heraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC), On the Universe The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken. Homer (800 BC - 700 BC), The Odyssey The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. Martin Mull (1943 - ) One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Nancy Astor (1879 - 1964) I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972) Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), In Life of Oscar Wilde, H. Pearson Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945) I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946) Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)