Politicians(Related Subjects: Politics)

Quotations by Subject: Politicians(Related Subjects: Politics) Under every stone lurks a politician. Aristophanes (450 BC - 388 BC), Thesmophoriazusae, 410 B.C. You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner. Aristophanes (450 BC - 388 BC), Knights, 424 B.C. Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. Bob Edwards I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. Charles De Gaulle (1890 - 1970) Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. Charles De Gaulle (1890 - 1970) Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. Chester Bowles (1901 - 1986) Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. Frank Dane Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. Henry Kissinger (1923 - ) If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno (1950 - ) The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno (1950 - ) The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. Maureen Murphy Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev (1894 - 1971) I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.' Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972) An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. Simon Cameron (1799 - 1889) You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done. Whoopi Goldberg