Statistics(Related Subjects: Mathematics, Science)

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881) USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. David Letterman (1947 - ) Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. Fletcher Knebel I could prove God statistically. George Gallup (1901 - 1984) A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)